TOASTER POOT
Weighing in at a mere 13.3 ounces, Zappa's thin and crispy Toaster Poot Pie is what every hungry freak wants for Zappadan dinner.
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When you're really jonesin' for Things That Look Like Meat, there's only one place you can satisfy that craving.
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Joe has realized, at last, that imaginary guitar notes, and imaginary vocals, exist only in the imagination of the imaginer... and ultimately, who gives a fuck, anyway...
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Bullshit, Das Ist Nicht Echt* • Original mashup¹ for Zappadan 2012 by Terry Kruger (If you want to read his robe you must click it.) For many of the Zapanese intelligentsia, 200 Motels was a...
View ArticleSTILL ABSOLUTELY FREE
A LOT OF PEOPLE don’t bother about their friends in the VEGETABLE KINGDOM. They think, “Ah, what can I say? What can a person like myself say to a vegetable?” But the answer is simple, my friends . ....
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Do you have a communicable disease? Welcome to the United States!
View ArticleCentrally Scrutinized: Again. And Again.
Many of you have realized, at last, that imaginary guitar notes, and imaginary vocals, exist only in the imagination of the imaginer… and ultimately, who gives a fuck, anyway…
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The idiot bastard son: (THE FATHER’S A NAZI IN CONGRESS TODAY . . . THE MOTHER’S A HOOKER SOMEWHERE IN L.A.) The idiot bastard son: (ABANDONED TO PERISH IN BACK OF A CAR . . . KENNY WILL STASH...
View ArticleThe Central Scrrrrewwwwwwwwwwtinizer
For my money, or the lack thereof, no Zappa character says Zappa to me like "The Central Scrutinizer," the narrator on Joe's Garage (November, 1979). It's Zappa in snarky hyperbolic perfection,...
View ArticleEVERYTHING IS HEALING NICELY
Bullshit, Das Ist Nicht Echt* • Original mashup¹ for Zappadan by Terry Kruger (If you want to read his robe you must click it.) For many of the Zappanese intelligentsia, 200 Motels was a prototype of...
View ArticleSTILL ABSOLUTELY FREE
A LOT OF PEOPLE don’t bother about their friends in the VEGETABLE KINGDOM. They think, “Ah, what can I say? What can a person like myself say to a vegetable?” But the answer is simple, my friends . ....
View ArticleWelcome To The United States
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There really is a Yellow Shark. The post FRANK ZAPPA’S THE YELLOW SHARK appeared first on WORLD OF THE CROSS.
View ArticleCentrally Scrutinized: Again. And Again.
Many of you have realized, at last, that imaginary guitar notes, and imaginary vocals, exist only in the imagination of the imaginer… and ultimately, who gives a fuck, anyway… The post Centrally...
View ArticleTHE IDIOT BASTARD SON
The idiot bastard son: (THE FATHER’S A NAZI IN CONGRESS TODAY . . . THE MOTHER’S A HOOKER SOMEWHERE IN L.A.) The idiot bastard son: (ABANDONED TO PERISH IN BACK OF A CAR . . . KENNY WILL STASH...
View ArticleThe Central Scrrrrewwwwwwwwwwtinizer
For my money, or the lack thereof, no Zappa character says Zappa to me like "The Central Scrutinizer," the narrator on Joe's Garage (November, 1979). It's Zappa in snarky hyperbolic perfection,...
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